I Got New Toys!!! 🤗
And it’s not even my birthday or Christmas or anything.
And it’s not even my birthday or Christmas or anything.
I just don’t even know what to say about it.
I MacGyvered the shit out of this bag of broccoli.
Will they buzz my head, or is it a grade level crossing? I need a bit more information here, they didn’t cover that one in driver’s ed.
It. Was. Bad. 😬
I mean, c’mon. Is that not the most Christopher Cross shit you ever saw?
It was like living in an alternate reality for a year.
The operative word being “like” because I only pretend to be a good neighbor.
When you start envying the lesser critters for their freedom, it might be time to make a change.
The music at the restaurant I just ate ate was louder than the wallpaper in their restroom.
Not exactly, but it’s still pretty cool.
Four hours of sleep and electrolyte depletion will kick your ass.
So, we made signs tonight.
Almost anyway.
I spread out the first bag of sand topping mix, and I’m very happy with the result.
Lowe’s has a totally ruined pallet of cement on their shelves that they are trying to sell at full price. What is happening in this timeline?
There are a great many advantages to staying put.
It was a good Sunday. The kind that come around once every other month or so.
Is that a How I Met Your Mother/Robin Sparkles/Morris Day & The Time mash-up reference?
Yes. Yes it is.
I’m glad this week is finally over.
It seems that if you’re young and beautiful no amount of lack of effort can stop your success. If you’re not, no amount of effort will guarantee it.
It also saves my back from a a lot of pain.
The gale force winds could be contributing to the vibe.
And balls, too, don’t forget the balls.
Let’s do the math.
I didn’t even get dressed this time.
I wonder what happened to the other two models.
I’m a lazy American car guy.
I’ve broken so many mirrors so far this year, I couldn’t possibly outlive all the bad luck I’ve created for myself.
I feel so betrayed.
I went back to the warehouse sale…
Spring is here and that means strawberry upside-down cake in the dutch oven!
While trying to practice my Spanish, I got in a little over my head.
Taking a bird to the beach in a cage seems cruel.
Life is skittles and life is beer!
It’s so rare to see such a skinny man in my city, that I had to take a picture.
I saw a funny anti-hustle culture video today.
Oh, my fuck. 🤤 😋 My expectations were so low that these little fuckers ran them out of town like snakes.
I’m shocked and chagrinned.
We used our new fire pit patio for the first time today!
I feel like this angry tiki man.
Unfortunately, I can’t afford shades…yet.
Is it time for bed, yet?
I said it. It’s decreed. No take backs.
They were both on bikes.
The picture has nothing to do with the subject of this post, but it’s the only one I took today and I don’t have anything to say about it.
Okay, epic is too strong, but I had felt like I wasted the whole day, and then something amazing happened, and now I feel better.
There strange things happened today.
It’s so hard to convey a sarcastic tone through text.
It was a a rainy inside day full of computer work and comfort food.