Ugly, Ugly Hippo
March 24, 2025
I went back to the warehouse sale…
Spring is here and that means strawberry upside-down cake in the dutch oven!
Strawberries and Sevens
March 22, 2025
While trying to practice my Spanish, I got in a little over my head.
A Little Cuck In It’s Little Cuck Cage
March 21, 2025
Taking a bird to the beach in a cage seems cruel.
Merry Equinox!
March 20, 2025
Life is skittles and life is beer!
Jack Sprat and His Wife
March 19, 2025
It’s so rare to see such a skinny man in my city, that I had to take a picture.
Pace Yourself
March 18, 2025
I saw a funny anti-hustle culture video today.
Corned Beef Hash Tacos For St. Patrick’s Day ☘️ 🌮
March 17, 2025
Oh, my fuck. 🤤 😋 My expectations were so low that these little fuckers ran them out of town like snakes.
My Wife Is An Art Thief
March 16, 2025
I’m shocked and chagrinned.
Well, That Was A Busy And Productive Saturday
March 15, 2025
We used our new fire pit patio for the first time today!
Today Was A Shit Day
March 14, 2025
I feel like this angry tiki man.
That’s My Future Over There
March 13, 2025
Unfortunately, I can’t afford shades…yet.
Up Too Late, Up Too Early
March 12, 2025
Is it time for bed, yet?
March Has The Most Beautiful Sunsets
March 11, 2025
I said it. It’s decreed. No take backs.
I Saw Two Of My Old Bosses Today
March 10, 2025
They were both on bikes.
Fuck Saving Daylight
March 9, 2025
The picture has nothing to do with the subject of this post, but it’s the only one I took today and I don’t have anything to say about it.
An Uneventful Day Became An Epic Evening!
March 8, 2025
Okay, epic is too strong, but I had felt like I wasted the whole day, and then something amazing happened, and now I feel better.
Well That Was A Weird Day
March 7, 2025
There strange things happened today.
Wow, What An Exciting Day 😑
March 6, 2025
It’s so hard to convey a sarcastic tone through text.
We Interupt This Winter To Bring You Winter
March 5, 2025
It was a a rainy inside day full of computer work and comfort food.
Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop
March 4, 2025
Terrific and terrible have the same root. That’s fucked up.
It Was All Free Today!
March 3, 2025
So, you know I had to go back.
I make no apologies for the pun.
I Went Back…
March 1, 2025
And I’m so glad I did. I got a screamin’ deal on a bunch of cool shit.
Ain’t Nothing Like A Friday Morning Junk Sale
February 28, 2025
I did alright.
R.I.P. Margolese, You Old Prune Shit Ass
February 27, 2025
Gene Hackman died today and I remembered a line from “The Mexican” about his character that Bonnie and I quote all the time.
Gluten-Free Ramen Hack
February 27, 2025
This is my first attempt at what I think might be a tasty, quick gluten-free alternative to ramen. It wasn’t a home run, but it has lots of potential and room for improvement.
Why Am I Only Now Finding Out About Sopes?!
February 26, 2025
I’ve been here for damn near half a century!
That Ain’t Bird Shit
February 25, 2025
That’s human shit and toilet paper.
I Ran Out Of Stones 😩
February 24, 2025
I was so close, too.
This Isn’t Going How I Thought It Would
February 23, 2025
I’m getting fucking sick of posting every day.
Progess Is Slow
February 22, 2025
I’m exhausted, so things have slowed down a bit.
Here We Go!
February 21, 2025
Today I finally started laying the stones for my patio!
Cinderelly, Cinderelly…
February 20, 2025
Today was house cleaning day. Five adults contribute to the mess here, but only 1.5 clean it up. I’m the 1 in that equation. I’m at the acceptance stage of dealing with my situation. My situation being that I’m the only person in my house that isn’t a fucking pig. It’s been a long road […]
It’s So Close To Being Finished!
February 19, 2025
That I want to drop this project like a hot plate and move on to a new one.
Talk About A Groundhog Day
February 18, 2025
I did the same thing today that I did yesterday, except today I did it better.
Another Beautiful Winter Day In Southern California
February 17, 2025
And yet one neighbor had their fireplace going while other were running their A/C. Only in California.
Sausage And Peppers Al Fresco
February 16, 2025
I’ve been thinking about sausage and peppers all week. Tonight, it happened.
I Got Some Trim Today!
February 15, 2025
Or rather, I gave the trim; I did the trimming. Someone got some trim today.
That’s The Face Of A Free Man
February 14, 2025
My time is up. I’ve crushed my last rock. I’m a free man.
I’m An Internet Cartogragher
February 13, 2025
I made a visual sitemap for my website today. Well, I started it anyway.
Mouth Full, Can’t Talk
February 12, 2025
This is the only picture that I took today.
Why Do I Do Shit Like This?
February 11, 2025
I’m on my second day of smashing concrete with a hammer and questioning every decision I’ve ever made.
I’m Out Here Doin’ Hard Time
February 10, 2025
Bustin’ up rock with a hammer isn’t as bad as they make it out to be in the movies… if you’re only doing it for a couple of hours anyway.
It’s The Long Awaited Return Of Skinny Man Roll Sunday!
February 9, 2025
Skinny Man Roll Sunday is back, baby! I know you’re as excited as I am.
I Started A New Project Today!
February 8, 2025
Ok, so it’s not exactly a “new” project, but it’s a change from the garage makeover.
I Love, Love, Love This February Weather
February 7, 2025
It’s only been in the past three years that I started to appreciate winter in Southern California. I used to dread the short days and cold weather. Like everyone else in this state, I worshiped the sun and hated every day that wasn’t a summer day. Then, something changed. Or, maybe nothing changed, and I […]
Cleaning Carpet In The Rain Sucks
February 6, 2025
Now that I don’t have to go out and clean carpet in the rain, I look back at those days and wonder how and why I did it for so many years.
I’m A Farmer
February 5, 2025
I took advantage of the free water falling from the sky and planted some garlic that had sprouted on my kitchen counter.
How To Make Spicy Asian Stir Fry Noodles
February 4, 2025
It was kind of a bummer of a day: cold, rainy, drab. It was the sort of a day for which comfort food was invented. So, I made me some comfort food.