And it’s not even my birthday or Christmas or anything.

I just don’t even know what to say about it.

Will they buzz my head, or is it a grade level crossing? I need a bit more information here, they didn’t cover that one in driver’s ed.

I mean, c’mon. Is that not the most Christopher Cross shit you ever saw?

The operative word being “like” because I only pretend to be a good neighbor.

When you start envying the lesser critters for their freedom, it might be time to make a change.

The music at the restaurant I just ate ate was louder than the wallpaper in their restroom.

Four hours of sleep and electrolyte depletion will kick your ass.

Lowe’s has a totally ruined pallet of cement on their shelves that they are trying to sell at full price. What is happening in this timeline?

There are a great many advantages to staying put.

It was a good Sunday. The kind that come around once every other month or so.

It also saves my back from a a lot of pain.

Let’s do the math.

I wonder what happened to the other two models.

I’ve broken so many mirrors so far this year, I couldn’t possibly outlive all the bad luck I’ve created for myself.

It’s so rare to see such a skinny man in my city, that I had to take a picture.

I feel like this angry tiki man.

Unfortunately, I can’t afford shades…yet.

Is it time for bed, yet?

The picture has nothing to do with the subject of this post, but it’s the only one I took today and I don’t have anything to say about it.