It also saves my back from a a lot of pain.
Is It Just Me, Or Does That Look Ominous?
The gale force winds could be contributing to the vibe.
That’s A Penis!
And balls, too, don’t forget the balls.
Is It, Though?
Let’s do the math.
Another 10 p.m. Fast Food Run
I didn’t even get dressed this time.
Remember That Blurred Lines Video
I wonder what happened to the other two models.
Despite My Best Effort, This Is Who I Am Now
I’m a lazy American car guy.
∞ Years of Bad Luck Headed My Way
I’ve broken so many mirrors so far this year, I couldn’t possibly outlive all the bad luck I’ve created for myself.
Why Would The Internet Lie To Me? 😱
I feel so betrayed.
Ugly, Ugly Hippo
I went back to the warehouse sale…
Spring is here and that means strawberry upside-down cake in the dutch oven!
Strawberries and Sevens
While trying to practice my Spanish, I got in a little over my head.
A Little Cuck In It’s Little Cuck Cage
Taking a bird to the beach in a cage seems cruel.
Merry Equinox!
Life is skittles and life is beer!
Jack Sprat and His Wife
It’s so rare to see such a skinny man in my city, that I had to take a picture.
Pace Yourself
I saw a funny anti-hustle culture video today.
Corned Beef Hash Tacos For St. Patrick’s Day ☘️ 🌮
Oh, my fuck. 🤤 😋 My expectations were so low that these little fuckers ran them out of town like snakes.
My Wife Is An Art Thief
I’m shocked and chagrinned.
Well, That Was A Busy And Productive Saturday
We used our new fire pit patio for the first time today!
Today Was A Shit Day
I feel like this angry tiki man.
That’s My Future Over There
Unfortunately, I can’t afford shades…yet.
Up Too Late, Up Too Early
Is it time for bed, yet?
March Has The Most Beautiful Sunsets
I said it. It’s decreed. No take backs.
I Saw Two Of My Old Bosses Today
They were both on bikes.
Fuck Saving Daylight
The picture has nothing to do with the subject of this post, but it’s the only one I took today and I don’t have anything to say about it.
An Uneventful Day Became An Epic Evening!
Okay, epic is too strong, but I had felt like I wasted the whole day, and then something amazing happened, and now I feel better.
Well That Was A Weird Day
There strange things happened today.
Wow, What An Exciting Day 😑
It’s so hard to convey a sarcastic tone through text.
We Interupt This Winter To Bring You Winter
It was a a rainy inside day full of computer work and comfort food.
Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop
Terrific and terrible have the same root. That’s fucked up.
It Was All Free Today!
So, you know I had to go back.
I make no apologies for the pun.
I Went Back…
And I’m so glad I did. I got a screamin’ deal on a bunch of cool shit.
Ain’t Nothing Like A Friday Morning Junk Sale
I did alright.
R.I.P. Margolese, You Old Prune Shit Ass
Gene Hackman died today and I remembered a line from “The Mexican” about his character that Bonnie and I quote all the time.
Gluten-Free Ramen Hack
This is my first attempt at what I think might be a tasty, quick gluten-free alternative to ramen. It wasn’t a home run, but it has lots of potential and room for improvement.
Why Am I Only Now Finding Out About Sopes?!
I’ve been here for damn near half a century!
That Ain’t Bird Shit
That’s human shit and toilet paper.
I Ran Out Of Stones 😩
I was so close, too.
This Isn’t Going How I Thought It Would
I’m getting fucking sick of posting every day.
Progess Is Slow
I’m exhausted, so things have slowed down a bit.
Here We Go!
Today I finally started laying the stones for my patio!
Cinderelly, Cinderelly…
Today was house cleaning day. Five adults contribute to the mess here, but only 1.5 clean it up. I’m the 1 in that equation. I’m at the acceptance stage of dealing with my situation. My situation being that I’m the only person in my house that isn’t a fucking pig. It’s been a long road […]
It’s So Close To Being Finished!
That I want to drop this project like a hot plate and move on to a new one.
Talk About A Groundhog Day
I did the same thing today that I did yesterday, except today I did it better.
Another Beautiful Winter Day In Southern California
And yet one neighbor had their fireplace going while other were running their A/C. Only in California.
Sausage And Peppers Al Fresco
I’ve been thinking about sausage and peppers all week. Tonight, it happened.
I Got Some Trim Today!
Or rather, I gave the trim; I did the trimming. Someone got some trim today.
That’s The Face Of A Free Man
My time is up. I’ve crushed my last rock. I’m a free man.
I’m An Internet Cartogragher
I made a visual sitemap for my website today. Well, I started it anyway.