Let’s do the math.

I wonder what happened to the other two models.

I’ve broken so many mirrors so far this year, I couldn’t possibly outlive all the bad luck I’ve created for myself.

It’s so rare to see such a skinny man in my city, that I had to take a picture.

I feel like this angry tiki man.

Unfortunately, I can’t afford shades…yet.

Is it time for bed, yet?

The picture has nothing to do with the subject of this post, but it’s the only one I took today and I don’t have anything to say about it.

It’s so hard to convey a sarcastic tone through text.

Terrific and terrible have the same root. That’s fucked up.