I don’t think I’ve been getting enough calories this week. Since I’ve only been eating breakfast and one big meal in the afternoon, I don’t always get enough calories. By the end of the week, I start craving something. It’s nothing specific, but I’ve found that a cheeseburger quells it instantly.

Tonight, I would have just gone to bed and dealt with the cravings in the morning, but Bonnie was also hungry, so I went out. Mine was the only car in the drive-through. The only thing I had to wait for was my food to cook. I didn’t have to wait for anyone else to place or receive their orders. I can’t think of another time that’s happened to me.

While I was waiting, I noticed a giant spider out of the corner of my eye. It was crawling toward me, and I damn near broke my neck as I whipped my head around to see what was about to attack but realized that it was a tiny spider that was casting a really big shadow from the fluorescent lights above the car. I tried to use my receipt to catch it, but it hid from me in the gap between the windshield and trim.

I texted a picture of the spider to Bonnie, and she was aghast that there was a spider living in her car. She said that it must be because she’s always shit-talking that laminated-faced CEO when she sends Marco Polo’s while she’s driving. “There’s software installed in the car that opens the spider compartment?” I asked. She confirmed that there was.

Bored with the spider, I turned my attention to the screen in front of me. Apparently, my stupid space car thought the drive-through window was a truck.

Clearly, it was not.

Stupid space car.

When I got home…

…I pounded my burger.

I’ve been eating gluten occasionally for the past year or so because it doesn’t seem to affect me anymore, but I’m not 100% convinced. I didn’t feel great after eating my burger tonight, but that could just be because I ate a giant cheeseburger at 10:30 at night. 🤷‍♂️