This type of shit pisses me off so much, not just because he’s taking up 2/3 of the bike rack or because 1/4 of the 2/3 he’s occupying is the spot I always put my bike when I go to this store, but because he’s not a regular. I’ve never seen this fucking douche or his douchey Wall-E bike here before. Not that regularly shopping here would be an acceptable excuse for being so fucking self-involved, but at least I would know to expect douche-baggery when I go to the store. I mean, besides all the assholes who leave their carts in front of the bike rack.