Am I the only one who has a laundry basket full of clothes that don’t belong to anyone in my house? It’s one of the great mysteries of family life, the laundry no one will claim. I asked my oldest a few days after he left the basket in the garage months ago, whose clothes they were, but he didn’t know. Apparently, he forgot he was the last one to do laundry. Ever since, more and more clothes have been added to the pile.

It’s incredible, I ask what it is, who it belongs to, but nobody knows. It’s a fuckin’ mystery basket. The funny thing is, I’ve seen my kids wearing the clothes in the basket. I wonder what they think happened to all those clothes they haven’t seen since last winter?