Whenever I see old planes flying overhead, I wonder if they’ve somehow wandered into our timeline from World War II or perhaps we’ve momentarily entered theirs, but it’s more likely that it’s just a bunch of rich assholes buggering up my airspace with their noisy engines. Fuckers.
This guy was making a racket in the tree because there was a cat down below who wanted to steal his avocado. Or maybe the cat wanted to eat him. Who can say for sure? Whenever I walk past my neighbor’s house, I’ll see an avocado on their lawn. I’ve always wondered where they come […]
It’s finally over!
I don’t mean to be a party pooper, but…
