This guy was making a racket in the tree because there was a cat down below who wanted to steal his avocado. Or maybe the cat wanted to eat him. Who can say for sure? Whenever I walk past my neighbor’s house, I’ll see an avocado on their lawn. I’ve always wondered where they come […]
It’s finally over!
I don’t mean to be a party pooper, but…
And by “breezy” I mean windy as fuck!
Is it just me?
Muy, muy empingao.
Hear me out.
We just don’t know before what.
It was okay.
The outside and inside finally align.
When will it end? 😩
Although this one doesn’t feel like the winter one this year.
The Southbend shovel slayer knows what’s up.
And yet…
I’m not saying I told you so, but…
It cost more to mail this fucking thing than it’s worth.
It’s almost eerie.
It was going to, but then something came up.
I hope I live to see the day that I can get rid of my wallet, and live in a paperless world.
For whatever reason, my mom sent us this soft serve ice cream machine for Christmas. I can only assume she remembered me talking, last Christmas, about how much I enjoyed walking down to the pier to get soft ice cream when Bonnie and I were staying at the Redondo Condo. Having a half-dozen soft ice […]
Why do my plumbing issues never happen during business hours?
What do we do with them? 🤷♂️
I think I could.
What late autumn hell is this?
What a waste.
Do we have to wait for every last one of them to die before we nix the ridiculous check?
It worked…sort of.
Or water down the inside of my wall.
Never. The answer is never.
Don’t wait on those gifts.
I may have tried to throw too many references into that title. 🤷♂️
It’s kind of hard to take you seriously when you don’t walk your talk.
This might be my most lucrative curb find yet.
Worth it.
I mean, who doesn’t.
🤦♂️
Made with apples from my apple tree.
They got the picking it up part, they’ve just forgotten the next step.
They give each other wood.
In an ethical, moral, and legal way, that is.
Are we? Are we really?
Desert Storm camo is back.
Everything I touch this week, turns to shit.
Anyone? Anyone?
And keep those pot handles toined in! 🥕
Cool bean, I am a ippo.
And it’s accompanying quirks.
And around and around we go.
And in the house, no less.
I don’t mind.