Worth it!

🤦‍♂️

Seriously, people are going to think that I did this.

⬆️ You have to say that like the Festrunk Brothers.

I wish you couldn’t.

Or is it just me?

And that’s not all.

All of them actually.

I’m not sure it was worth the four hours I spent.

I’m feelin’ the vibes.

I thought Amazon had robots pulling orders.

Will I ever learn?

We left the old lady in charge of candy distribution.

If there was a stronger word than “hate,” I would use it to describe my feelings about plumbing.

Now get ready for the Nagging Wife State.

I don’t know what brought him to my yard.

There are no narcissistic egrets.

Or a warning for the future.

I woke up and then the sun went down.

We’ve been celebrating for like a year already. When is Thanksgiving?

And it only went downhill from there.

Not a damn thing.

That was too easy.

So, I’m writing about this wood floor.

A pointless, never-ending hole.

Or am I the lucky one?

I couldn’t be… could it?

Could I have just one year without some major catastrophe?

Why does this happen?

Another let down.

Anne Murray? Really?

It’s like a square foot of skin.

They’ve now been quashed.

This was a good year.

🎼 Be yourself, be yourself.🎵

🎼 Talk about things that don’t make me uncomfortable 🎵

Do you even know?

People suck.

That’s the only picture I got today.

Don’t worry, no one else exists.

My truelove gave to me…

You know what that means…

🎼 It’s the most wonderful time of the year! 🎵

It’s getting out of hand.

It’s just an interminable cavalcade of bullshit.

😬

Or just obnoxious rich people?

25 years into the 21st century, and the internet is still unreliable.

You deserve it.

See you in hell, losers!