I Almost Never Walk Before 9 PM
Worth it!
Worth it!
🤦♂️
Seriously, people are going to think that I did this.
⬆️ You have to say that like the Festrunk Brothers.
I wish you couldn’t.
Or is it just me?
And that’s not all.
All of them actually.
I’m not sure it was worth the four hours I spent.
I’m feelin’ the vibes.
I thought Amazon had robots pulling orders.
Will I ever learn?
We left the old lady in charge of candy distribution.
If there was a stronger word than “hate,” I would use it to describe my feelings about plumbing.
Now get ready for the Nagging Wife State.
I don’t know what brought him to my yard.
There are no narcissistic egrets.
Or a warning for the future.
I woke up and then the sun went down.
We’ve been celebrating for like a year already. When is Thanksgiving?
And it only went downhill from there.
Not a damn thing.
That was too easy.
So, I’m writing about this wood floor.
A pointless, never-ending hole.
Or am I the lucky one?
I couldn’t be… could it?
Could I have just one year without some major catastrophe?
Why does this happen?
Another let down.
Anne Murray? Really?
It’s like a square foot of skin.
They’ve now been quashed.
This was a good year.
🎼 Be yourself, be yourself.🎵
🎼 Talk about things that don’t make me uncomfortable 🎵
Do you even know?
People suck.
That’s the only picture I got today.
Don’t worry, no one else exists.
My truelove gave to me…
You know what that means…
🎼 It’s the most wonderful time of the year! 🎵
It’s getting out of hand.
It’s just an interminable cavalcade of bullshit.
😬
Or just obnoxious rich people?
25 years into the 21st century, and the internet is still unreliable.
You deserve it.
See you in hell, losers!