Category: It’s Just A Joke, Bro

A package of toilet paper lying in the street after having been run over by a car tire.

Our Collective Memory Wiped Clean

October 11, 2024

Just four years ago this package of toilet paper could have fetched a premium online. Now it lies damaged and sullied in the gutter. How quickly we forget.

A box of Shinola Tan Wax Liquid

Just A Box Of Shit

September 23, 2024

Well, I guess you can just walk into the store and buy a box of shit now.

Twisted bent spoon

There Is No Spoon

July 25, 2024

I’m out for my nightly walk, and the last thing I need is a creepy little bald training monk jumping out of the bushes at me. I know he’s around here somewhere.

Mutant Blue Frog With A Pompadour

Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour

July 19, 2024

No one is talking about this mutant blue frog’s pompadour, so I will. His name is The Big Hopper. It was either that or Buddy Polly-wog. It’s true that it has blue skin, but I want to know if anyone is working on a matching pair of suede shoes for him. He could wear them […]

urinal screen

Shit Jobs

September 6, 2023

I’ve done some bad jobs, but I’ve managed to avoid wet work so far.