Category: Life

My stainless steel mess tray

It’s The Simple Things

I’m not going to put things off anymore. I will probably continue to put people off, though.

Three assholes walking to their car in togas

Togassholes

One of my biggest peeves is people crowding me at the check stand. It’s one of the things I thought COVID might permanently solve, but just like all of the other COVID related paradigm shifts, it came back.

My Evening With Gallagher

My Introduction To The Comedy Stylings of Mr. Leo Gallagher I guess I was about 14 the first time I saw Gallagher. My mom and I were visiting my brother in Colorado. The three of us and his girlfriend were sitting around the living room in their old, rundown, single-wide trailer when Gallagher’s “We Need […]

Man raw doggin' it in a dentists chair

Dentist Made Me Rawdog It, Now I Have COVID (probably)

“He was working on other patients”? My sister asked in shock and disbelief when Bonnie, my wife, told her that I had made an emergency visit to the dentist. Apparently, her dentist is such a germaphobe that he doesn’t even shake hands let alone see more than one patient at a time during this interminable […]

GLOG Day 12

Are sunburns supposed to get worse after a week and a half?

GLOG Day 10

I’m fairly certain I died recently, and my body is beginning to rot.

GLOG Day 4

Can I have a new body, please? This one is knackered.

Progress

Being able to see how far you’ve come is the fuel that will get you as far as you need to go.