Category: Nature

It Must Be A California Squirrel

This guy was making a racket in the tree because there was a cat down below who wanted to steal his avocado. Or maybe the cat wanted to eat him. Who can say for sure? Whenever I walk past my neighbor’s house, I’ll see an avocado on their lawn. I’ve always wondered where they come […]

Mutant Blue Frog With A Pompadour

Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour

No one is talking about this mutant blue frog’s pompadour, so I will. His name is The Big Hopper. It was either that or Buddy Polly-wog. It’s true that it has blue skin, but I want to know if anyone is working on a matching pair of suede shoes for him. He could wear them […]