That Can’t Be Right
June 27, 2024
I misread “Texas Prepares” as “Tax Preparers” and it made the headline so much more unsettling.
Category: Things That Amuse Me
A Rorschach Test In Hotel Room Art
April 29, 2024
What do you see in this painting?
The Astonishing But 100% True Story Of How A Rat Stole My AirPods
February 7, 2024
This is the incredible, but true, story about how a rat stole my AirPods, destroyed them, and then returned them to me.
It Only Takes One
October 23, 2023
Sometimes I wonder if the internet’s democratization of everything is an entirely good thing.
We’re All Out Of Ideas
May 21, 2023
This is just unabashed, late-stage capitalism. We’ve run out of ideas, but we still got to service that debt! It might be excusable to import sand to someplace like Nebraska where beach sand might be scarce. But this jar of sand is for sale at Lowe’s, just 20 miles from the beach, where you can […]
Mankind is A Cruel Species
February 10, 2023
Not So Smart Water
December 29, 2022
I’ll never understand the selective laziness of the person who goes to the trouble to leave their house, buys a bottle of water, puts forth the effort to drill a hole in the cap of the bottle, and procures a bendy straw just to drink as much water as the bendy straw can reach. Then […]
The Competition is Fierce
December 30, 2021
Imagine four different people all deciding to list their piano for free at the same time.