I don’t know if I’ve said this before in this blog, but if I had Thanos’ gaunlet, I would snap so much shit out of existence. People who leave shit wherever they happen to be in the store when they change their mind would be in danger, as would anyone who leaves their shopping cart in my way.

I have to wonder about the people who changed their minds about these baby products, as far from the baby products aisle and the checkout as you can in this store. Was it money? Did they really need BBQ accouterments more than baby powder and diaper cream? And who arranged the four products so neatly on the shelf?

I also saw this shirt for sale. It is hands down the ugliest piece of clothing I’ve ever seen. I don’t get fashion at all. There is a scene in How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days where Kate Hudson gives Matthew McConaughey a shirt and I guess the shirt is supposed to be ugly and unfashionable, but I don’t get the joke because it looks just like the ugly shirt he was already wearing at the beginning of the scene. All that is to say, I’m fashion blind. This shirt, though, is objectively hideous. It looks like something Mormons would wear to the beach. I can’t believe it made it all the way to the store shelves with no one putting the kabash on it.