Go on Facebook Marketplace right now, and see how many listings there are for mobility scooters and electric wheelchairs. There are literally dozens. You won’t find mine, though, because apparently my mobility scooter violates Facebook’s community standards.
My listing was rejected because you can’t sell healthcare products that are related to mobility. Well, I can’t, anyway, but it would seem that everyone else and their uncle can. Fuck Facebook and it’s alien leader.
This guy was making a racket in the tree because there was a cat down below who wanted to steal his avocado. Or maybe the cat wanted to eat him. Who can say for sure? Whenever I walk past my neighbor’s house, I’ll see an avocado on their lawn. I’ve always wondered where they come […]
It’s finally over!
I don’t mean to be a party pooper, but…
