This guy has been hanging onto my screen door for so long, I thought he was dead. His body is sort of twisted and contorted in such a way that I thought maybe he got crushed when someone opened the door, but he’s alive. I think he’s enjoying the heat from the kitchen. It’s only like 56º outside.

The lizards in my yard are too chill, too comfortable. They’ll let me get really close, and even when I get too close, they don’t run away. They’ll just run a few feet and stop. That’s why most of them are missing their tails. They’re not afraid of the neighborhood cats, just like the dodo.