All of the narcissistic egrets died out long ago. They starved to death because they didn’t want to disturb the water and ruin their reflection.

I wonder how long my mother-in-law would last as an egret. I don’t mean in another life where she’s reincarnated, but in an Incredible Mr. Limpet scenario where she’s suddenly transformed into an egret, but she’s still herself. I honestly don’t know what she likes more, primping in the mirror or eating. She would have a tough time as an egret.