So, my day started out with the discovery that I lost my SD card. It’s fine. They’re expensive as shit, but whatever. Luckily, I had a backup, so I could commence with the day’s recording.

But then, I tore my pants.

I thought my luck had turned when I saw the Goodyear Blimp, but it didn’t say Ice Cube’s a pimp, so obviously it was not going to be a good day.

Then, after lunch, this fucking cartoon shit happened. I don’t even know what to say about it. I pulled the bag out of the can, and it just opened up like Kevin McAllister’s grocery bags.

I was tempted to finish this post there, but then I would have omitted the blood that seemed inevitable on a day like today, and sure enough, it was.