There was this white trash family ahead of me in line at the grocery store this afternoon. They had a young girl, maybe six or seven, eating a bag of popcorn from the pet store next door. She stood there with her mouth open, pulled kernel after kernel of popcorn out of the bag, and tossed them in the direction of her mouth, but almost every one of them bounced off her stupid face and landed on the ground. And just like with the girl yesterday, none of her family members paid a bit of attention to her. This popcorn is the beginning of a trail that led all the way back to their car.