Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour

Richard July 19, 2024October 29, 2024

No one is talking about this mutant blue frog’s pompadour, so I will. His name is The Big Hopper. It was either that or Buddy Polly-wog. It’s true that it has blue skin, but I want to know if anyone is working on a matching pair of suede shoes for him.

He could wear them to the hop.

And sing Blue Moon with his band, The Crickets.

And then eat his band.

Something about a lily pad.

Ok, I’m done. 😁

Richard

Having spent his entire life feeling like an outsider, Richard has recently stopped trying to fit in and accepted that he is in fact an interloper in almost every situation in which he finds himself. To the average suburbanite, his habits bemuse, his interests bore, and his opinions repel. But you can read all about it here and decide for yourself.