I’ll never understand the selective laziness of the person who goes to the trouble to leave their house, buys a bottle of water, puts forth the effort to drill a hole in the cap of the bottle, and procures a bendy straw just to drink as much water as the bendy straw can reach. Then after all of that planning and effort, they abandon their creation on the planter wall outside the drug store instead of walking it, 10 feet, to the other side of the planter to throw it away in the trash can.