Smart Water bottle with a hole in the cap and a straw in the hole sitting on the wall of a planter

Not So Smart Water

Richard December 29, 2022December 29, 2022

I’ll never understand the selective laziness of the person who goes to the trouble to leave their house, buys a bottle of water, puts forth the effort to drill a hole in the cap of the bottle, and procures a bendy straw just to drink as much water as the bendy straw can reach. Then after all of that planning and effort, they abandon their creation on the planter wall outside the drug store instead of walking it, 10 feet, to the other side of the planter to throw it away in the trash can.

Richard

Having spent his entire life feeling like an outsider, Richard has recently stopped trying to fit in and accepted that he is in fact an interloper in almost every situation in which he finds himself. To the average suburbanite, his habits bemuse, his interests bore, and his opinions repel. But you can read all about it here and decide for yourself.