Cleaning Carpet In The Rain Sucks
February 6, 2025
Now that I don’t have to go out and clean carpet in the rain, I look back at those days and wonder how and why I did it for so many years.
I’m A Farmer
February 5, 2025
I took advantage of the free water falling from the sky and planted some garlic that had sprouted on my kitchen counter.
How To Make Spicy Asian Stir Fry Noodles
February 4, 2025
It was kind of a bummer of a day: cold, rainy, drab. It was the sort of a day for which comfort food was invented. So, I made me some comfort food.
Is It Me Or The Propaganda?
February 3, 2025
Sometimes I feel like I spend more time doing chores than the average person.
It’s Groundhog Day!
February 2, 2025
I’ve given this a lot of thought, and I don’t think I would mind being stuck in a Groundhog Day event.
I’ll Be Able To Predict The Weather With My Thumb, Now
February 1, 2025
Today was the sort of beautiful February day that makes me glad I don’t live someplace with a winter. Smashed fingers hurt more when in the cold.
They Messed Everything Up!
January 31, 2025
My workbench is finished! Now, I just have to clean up the rest of the garage.
The Refurbished Yesterday Blues
January 30, 2025
Today could best be summarized by a picture of an old woman with no teeth and dead eyes, contemplating the blue light on the Ring camera while fumbling with the drawstring on her pajamas in the dark.
Fuck 😖 😩 🤦♂️
January 29, 2025
I broke my Insta360 One X…again.
The Home Stretch
January 28, 2025
The workbench is done! Now, it’s time to find a place for everything and put everything in it’s place.
It’s Done! Not Really…
January 27, 2025
I finished building the workbench today, but the hard part is yet to come.
Perseverence In The Face Of Waning Enthusiasm
January 26, 2025
This interminable garage makeover might actually end one day.
Dress Your T-Rex In Pinstripes and Velvet
January 25, 2025
If Bonnie had a giant dinosaur, she would dress him for seasons, holidays and occasions, too.
Accidental Art
January 24, 2025
FortuARTous? SerendipARTy? We’ll figure it out.
The Craigslist Free Section Is Up To Shenannigans Today
January 23, 2025
People bother to post some weird shit to the free section on Craigslist. Here is a small sampling from today.
Now, That’s Something To Take Note Of
January 22, 2025
Here we go again with the chicken littles and the falling skies. I think people want to feel like they’re in danger. It excites them.
Things Are Heating Up Now!
January 21, 2025
My garage makeover project hit a speed bump today. It was by no means insurmountable, but it may have doomed my welder to the discard pile.
How To Make The Ultimate Gluten-Free Brownie
January 20, 2025
OMG! These gluten-free brownies are to die for! I didn’t think edible gluten-free brownies existed, but they do, and this is how to make them.
TikTok Is Banned In The U.S.A. And I’m Glad
January 19, 2025
TikTok was banned and then unbanned in a whirlwind of political theater. It happened so fast that I couldn’t even finish this post before it was all over.
It’s The Simple Things
January 18, 2025
I’m not going to put things off anymore. I will probably continue to put people off, though.
It Was One Of Those Days
January 17, 2025
How did the chocolate chip get stuck to the cabinet door? I wish I knew. It might make for a more interesting and satisfying post.
Best Laid Plans…
January 16, 2025
I actually thought I was going to build a workbench today. 🤦♂️ I should have known better.
I’m Going All In
January 15, 2025
After days of timidly testing the waters, I finally just jumped in head first. I’m tearing it all down and starting from scratch and I couldn’t be happier about it.
Buying Other People’s Time Is A Priceless Investment
January 14, 2025
This garage purge had me feeling crazy today, but I’ve come to realize that was just the old me dying, so the new me can live. Btw, how clean does that workbench look?
Clap For The Wolf Moon 👏 👏 👏
January 13, 2025
A walk under a full moon, and a garage update.
Simplicity Simply Isn’t Simple
January 12, 2025
Stores are packed with so much shit, these days that there’s no room to pass another person in aisles, and yet, they never have what I’m looking for.
It Was Actually A Pretty Nice Little Saturday
January 11, 2025
I hadn’t been out of the house all week, so even spending the day doing chores was a thrill.
It Was That Kind Of Day
January 10, 2025
Who needs enemies with a brain like this?
Does That Look Like A Falling Sky?
January 9, 2025
Blue skies over SImi Valley while Los Angeles burns.
And It Begins
January 8, 2025
So, I decided to let it all go. Now what?
New Year, New Mindset: Facing Your Issues
January 7, 2025
Am I having an existential crisis? Am I a recovering hoarder? Is scraping unfinished projects running away from your problems? All of these questions and more won’t be answered in this post.
Zenith VC-1800: Will I Ever Find My Elusive Unicorn?
January 6, 2025
I finally found the video camera I’ve been searching for for the past two years, but was not to be!
DIY: Luxury For The Wealthy, Torture For The Poor
January 5, 2025
I fucking hate DIY!
Mannequin Puts The Man In Mannequin
January 4, 2025
I saw this goofy looking mannequin today, and it reminded me of all of the mannequins that have passed through my life over the years.
Resolutely Resolving My Resolutions
January 3, 2025
Today, I started a 365 day outfit-of-the day challenge. If you know me, you understand why that’s funny. If you don’t, you will.
Venus And A Crescent Moon Dancing On the Water
January 2, 2025
I must invest in a decent camera.
More Of This Please, 2025, Less Of Those 2024 Vibes
January 1, 2025
New Year’s Day 2025 Sunset
2024, Good Riddance, You Won’t Be Missed!
December 31, 2024
This god-forsaken year of our lord, 2024, is finally over. Let us rejoice in it’s terminus as we look back one last time at this odious year.
Merry Christmas! 🎅🎄 🎁 🤶
December 24, 2024
My 2024 was what that bowl of yogurt looks like. I hope your’s was better, and I look forward to a fresh start in the new year!
Sleep In Heavenly Peas
December 23, 2024
I Passed 1,000 Subscribers With A Video About Simi Valley
December 16, 2024
My YouTube channel, 25 to Life in Simi Valley, just passed 1,000 subscribers, and it’s all because of a video I made about a traffic light.
Water For Elephants: Man Is More Atavistic Than Beast
December 9, 2024
Water for Elephants is the story of a horny young man’s quest for his first nut despite a quick succession of life-altering tragedies.
Vampire Weeknd
November 4, 2024
I make no apologies.
Shake Shack Got Me Shook But In A Bad Way
October 27, 2024
Shake Shack was not what I expected, but did my expectations let me down, or did Shake Shack?
How To and NOT To Repair an Insta360 One X
October 22, 2024
I replaced the lenses in my Insta360 One X and it didn’t all go smoothly. I made this guide so you can learn from my mistakes.
Our Collective Memory Wiped Clean
October 11, 2024
Just four years ago this package of toilet paper could have fetched a premium online. Now it lies damaged and sullied in the gutter. How quickly we forget.
Just A Box Of Shit
September 23, 2024
Well, I guess you can just walk into the store and buy a box of shit now.
The Original Pizza Cookery Has Better “Tea” Than Service
August 5, 2024
Listening to a young woman’s lament regarding her struggle to conceive made me reflect on the role The Original Pizza Cookery played in my own journey into parenthood.
There Is No Spoon
July 25, 2024
I’m out for my nightly walk, and the last thing I need is a creepy little bald training monk jumping out of the bushes at me. I know he’s around here somewhere.
Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour
July 19, 2024
No one is talking about this mutant blue frog’s pompadour, so I will. His name is The Big Hopper. It was either that or Buddy Polly-wog. It’s true that it has blue skin, but I want to know if anyone is working on a matching pair of suede shoes for him. He could wear them […]