I used the Porter Cable 4216 Dovetail Jig to cut sliding dovetails into a Jatoba to build a little shelf for a wall mount corkscrew.
We’re All Out Of Ideas
May 21, 2023
This is just unabashed, late-stage capitalism. We’ve run out of ideas, but we still got to service that debt! It might be excusable to import sand to someplace like Nebraska where beach sand might be scarce. But this jar of sand is for sale at Lowe’s, just 20 miles from the beach, where you can […]
Mankind is A Cruel Species
February 10, 2023
Not So Smart Water
December 29, 2022
I’ll never understand the selective laziness of the person who goes to the trouble to leave their house, buys a bottle of water, puts forth the effort to drill a hole in the cap of the bottle, and procures a bendy straw just to drink as much water as the bendy straw can reach. Then […]
My Evening With Gallagher
November 11, 2022
My Introduction To The Comedy Stylings of Mr. Leo Gallagher I guess I was about 14 the first time I saw Gallagher. My mom and I were visiting my brother in Colorado. The three of us and his girlfriend were sitting around the living room in their old, rundown, single-wide trailer when Gallagher’s “We Need […]
Long Live The King
September 8, 2022
The Competition is Fierce
December 30, 2021
Imagine four different people all deciding to list their piano for free at the same time.
Gluten-Free Wine List For Gluten-Free Wine Lovers
May 23, 2021
I know there is a lot of speculation that wine is generally gluten-free and safe for those afflicted with a sensitivity to wheat/gluten, but I’m not so sure. It should be safe being grapes, yeast, and sulfites, but it doesn’t always seem to be. Depending on who you ask, there are elements of the winemaking […]
How To Replace Mavic Air Arm: Easy DIY Guide
December 9, 2020
My DJI Mavic Air recently fell out of the sky quite unexpectedly. Its tumble to Earth left the left-rear motor smooshed and deformed and wouldn’t spin freely anymore. I didn’t even think to replace the whole arm on my Mavic Air initially. At first, I tried to see if I could simply replace the motor […]
Dentist Made Me Rawdog It, Now I Have COVID (probably)
December 2, 2020
“He was working on other patients”? My sister asked in shock and disbelief when Bonnie, my wife, told her that I had made an emergency visit to the dentist. Apparently, her dentist is such a germaphobe that he doesn’t even shake hands let alone see more than one patient at a time during this interminable […]
Book With An Old Broken Binding Gets New Life
October 27, 2020
I don’t know the history of this book or even how we came to own it. The only thing I know about the book is that Bonnie’s niece borrowed it once. Then the little tart returned it in this sorry state. It wasn’t in mint condition when she took it but for fucks sake… So […]
My Adoption Story Is Unusual – Reunited After 22 Years
August 16, 2020
August 19, 2000, was a Saturday, 3 days after my 22nd birthday. I was prone to think about my adoption story and the family I never knew around this time of year but I wasn’t thinking about it at all that night. No, that night I had other things on my mind. I was a […]
I’ve always enjoyed the grocery store ever since I was a little kid. Like all of the most important parts of our lives, the grocery store fades into the background like the soft music playing overhead, as you meander the aisles.
Pizza Bagel – How To Make The Absolute Best Ever!
May 20, 2020
It’s not uncommon for me to eat the same thing every day. For the past 2.5 years, I have eaten 3 fried eggs and 2 pieces of sourdough toast with strawberry preserves for breakfast seven days a week. What can I say? When I find something I like I stick with it. My daily pizza […]
How To Clean Grease Off Your Kitchen Ceiling
January 21, 2020
In this post, I will explain exactly what I use to clean grease off your kitchen ceiling and other products that you can use as well as why they work.
GLOG Day 12
April 17, 2019
Are sunburns supposed to get worse after a week and a half?
GLOG Day 10
April 15, 2019
I’m fairly certain I died recently, and my body is beginning to rot.
GLOG Day 4
April 8, 2019
Can I have a new body, please? This one is knackered.
Video Gimp Log (VGLOG) Day 3: (UPDATE)
April 7, 2019
Things are getting out of control.
Gimp Log (GLOG) Day 3 (Update)
April 7, 2019
Conditions are worsening.
Gimp Log (GLOG) Day 3
April 7, 2019
The warden has it out for me.
Gimp Log (GLOG) Day 2
April 6, 2019
I hurt myself.
Progress Has Been Interupted
April 5, 2019
Further progress on the obstacle course will be delayed indefinitely.
Progress
April 1, 2019
Being able to see how far you’ve come is the fuel that will get you as far as you need to go.
How to Clean Vinyl Furniture Fast, Easy and Cheap
November 13, 2018
We made a video showing you how to clean vinyl furniture incase you learn better that way. In this post, we will teach you how to clean vinyl furniture the way the professionals do. It’s really easy and fast and it hardly costs anything at all. With this process, you can keep your vinyl furniture […]
A Birthday Haiku
August 16, 1978
A Birthday Haiku