#funny | RetroActiveLifestyle https://retroactivelifestyle.com/tag/funny-2/ Do Less, Live More Tue, 24 Oct 2023 04:31:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i0.wp.com/retroactivelifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/cropped-Retro-Active-Lifestyle-Icon.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 #funny | RetroActiveLifestyle https://retroactivelifestyle.com/tag/funny-2/ 32 32 181518531 It Only Takes One https://retroactivelifestyle.com/it-only-takes-one/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=it-only-takes-one Tue, 24 Oct 2023 04:26:51 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1392 Sometimes I wonder if the internet's democratization of everything is an entirely good thing.

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Remember when Bill cut Hank’s hair, and the Army sent Hank a bill for $900? Bill felt so bad about it that he tried to make the money to pay the bill for Hank by having a yard sale where he priced everything at $900. “It only takes one,” he said.

eBay Listing for ludicrously overpriced old Betamax video camera

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this listing for an old Betamax video camera. I was sure it had to be a mistake. I picked up a similar model just a few months earlier for $85, and that included shipping, so $45,000 seemed not just ludicrous but suspicious. So, I messaged the seller to ask what he was playing at, and he responded with a barrage of one-line responses. The conversation went like this:

Me: So, what’s the deal with this camera? $45,000? I’m curious why it’s priced like a new car. It’s just an old Betamax home video camera. Not even a particularly good one. Does it come with $44,950 stuffed inside?

Seller: One, and the only one unique

Me: There are three others for sale on eBay right now (see the attached photo), and I have one sitting on my coffee table. Yours is not the only one.

Seller: In good shape almost brand new

Me: It’s missing the eyepiece.

Seller: We can load the price

Me: The price is already pretty loaded.

Seller: $40,000

Seller: Not a penny less

Me: Did your buddy get a $45,000 bill from the Army for the haircut you gave him, and now you’re trying to raise money to pay it for him?

Seller: Collectible, Camera

Seller: Only few left in the world

Seller: Don’t try it you won’t even find it on Google

Seller: Maybe one or two

Seller: Buy it if you see it

Seller: Good investment

Seller: There’s only one they sell it for parts only

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I still don’t know why he has it priced comparably to a semester at an Ivy League school, but questioning him had no effect. The listing is still up, and he’s still asking $45,000. 🤷‍♂️

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