He crossed the street just ahead of me and then got all paranoid as we walked down the street. He kept looking over his shoulder to see if I was still behind him. Like, what the fuck did you think was going to happen when you stepped in front of someone walking the same direction, at the same pace, as you? If you don’t like it, DON’T WALK IN FRONT OF ME!
This guy was making a racket in the tree because there was a cat down below who wanted to steal his avocado. Or maybe the cat wanted to eat him. Who can say for sure? Whenever I walk past my neighbor’s house, I’ll see an avocado on their lawn. I’ve always wondered where they come […]
It’s finally over!
I don’t mean to be a party pooper, but…
