I don’t know what this guy’s deal was, but he was watching me. I was throwing some trash away on the side of my house, and when I turned around, he was staring at me from the driveway. He hid behind the car when I walked towards him, and then ran to the tree when I came around the other side of the car.

He didn’t run up the tree or try to get away; he just sat on the side of the tree and watched me. What a weirdo.