Someone on Craigslist is giving this leopard print carpet away for free. Now, if I were trying to unload this carpet, I would get the dogs out of the picture that I was using to try to entice someone to come and tear up and haul away my carpet for free.

I see two dogs walking around on the carpet, and I immediately think there are most likely dog pee spots somewhere on this carpet. There’s a chance that the dogs are trained, though, so maybe it’s not so bad.

But then, I see the Bissell Green Machine in the upper right corner, and any doubts are instantly dissolved. That carpet is soaked with piss. You can smell it from the street. I suppose, in a way, that’s truth in advertising.