It's Just A Joke, Bro | Retro Active Lifestyle https://retroactivelifestyle.com/category/its-just-a-joke-bro/ Do Less. Live More. Mon, 04 Nov 2024 19:18:54 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i0.wp.com/retroactivelifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/cropped-Retro-Active-Lifestyle-Icon.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 It's Just A Joke, Bro | Retro Active Lifestyle https://retroactivelifestyle.com/category/its-just-a-joke-bro/ 32 32 181518531 Vampire Weeknd https://retroactivelifestyle.com/vampire-weeknd/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=vampire-weeknd https://retroactivelifestyle.com/vampire-weeknd/#respond Mon, 04 Nov 2024 19:18:49 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1853 I make no apologies.

The post Vampire Weeknd appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]>

I make no apologies.

The post Vampire Weeknd appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> https://retroactivelifestyle.com/vampire-weeknd/feed/ 0 1853 Our Collective Memory Wiped Clean https://retroactivelifestyle.com/our-collective-memory-wiped-clean/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=our-collective-memory-wiped-clean https://retroactivelifestyle.com/our-collective-memory-wiped-clean/#respond Sat, 12 Oct 2024 06:21:00 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1755 Just four years ago this package of toilet paper could have fetched a premium online. Now it lies damaged and sullied in the gutter. How quickly we forget.

The post Our Collective Memory Wiped Clean appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> How quickly we forget. Just four years ago, toilet paper couldn’t be found for any amount of money. The aisles were bare. People hoarded toilet paper for vague and mysterious reasons that were never fully explained.

A woman holding sanitizing wipes in a grocery store in front of bare shelves during the 2020 COVID Pandemic

Now, look at toilet paper’s status: From precious commodity to unceremoniously discarded without use. I’m sure the toilet paper probably prefers this way, though, dumped in the street without being dragged across a filthy asshole first.

A package of toilet paper lying in the street after having been run over by a car tire.

The post Our Collective Memory Wiped Clean appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> https://retroactivelifestyle.com/our-collective-memory-wiped-clean/feed/ 0 1755 Just A Box Of Shit https://retroactivelifestyle.com/just-a-box-of-shit/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=just-a-box-of-shit Tue, 24 Sep 2024 03:51:40 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1748 Well, I guess you can just walk into the store and buy a box of shit now.

The post Just A Box Of Shit appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]>
A box of Shinola Tan Liquid

Well, I guess you can just walk into the store and buy a box of shit now.

The post Just A Box Of Shit appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> 1748 There Is No Spoon https://retroactivelifestyle.com/there-is-no-spoon/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=there-is-no-spoon Fri, 26 Jul 2024 04:43:48 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1590 I’m out for my nightly walk, and the last thing I need is a creepy little bald training monk jumping out of the bushes at me. I know he’s around here somewhere.

The post There Is No Spoon appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> I’m out for my nightly walk, and the last thing I need is a creepy little bald training monk jumping out of the bushes at me. I know he’s around here somewhere.

The post There Is No Spoon appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> 1590 Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour https://retroactivelifestyle.com/mutant-blue-frog/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mutant-blue-frog Fri, 19 Jul 2024 20:02:33 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1575 No one is talking about this mutant blue frog’s pompadour, so I will. His name is The Big Hopper. It was either that or Buddy Polly-wog. It’s true that it has blue skin, but I want to know if anyone is working on a matching pair of suede shoes for him. He could wear them […]

The post Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]>
Mutant Blue Frog With A Pompadour

No one is talking about this mutant blue frog’s pompadour, so I will. His name is The Big Hopper. It was either that or Buddy Polly-wog. It’s true that it has blue skin, but I want to know if anyone is working on a matching pair of suede shoes for him.

He could wear them to the hop.

And sing Blue Moon with his band, The Crickets.

And then eat his band.

Something about a lily pad.

Ok, I’m done. 😁

The post Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> 1575 Merry Christmas!πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ€ΆπŸŽ https://retroactivelifestyle.com/merry-christmas%f0%9f%8e%84%f0%9f%8e%85%f0%9f%a4%b6%f0%9f%8e%81/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=merry-christmas%25f0%259f%258e%2584%25f0%259f%258e%2585%25f0%259f%25a4%25b6%25f0%259f%258e%2581 Mon, 25 Dec 2023 18:47:25 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1473 Kevin!

The post Merry Christmas!πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ€ΆπŸŽ appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> Kevin!

The post Merry Christmas!πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ€ΆπŸŽ appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> 1473 Shit Jobs https://retroactivelifestyle.com/shit-jobs/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=shit-jobs Wed, 06 Sep 2023 19:27:06 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1367 I've done some bad jobs, but I've managed to avoid wet work so far.

The post Shit Jobs appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> I’d make that face, too, if that were my job.
urinal screen

The post Shit Jobs appeared first on Retro Active Lifestyle.

]]> 1367