It's Just A Joke, Bro | RetroActiveLifestyle https://retroactivelifestyle.com/category/its-just-a-joke-bro/ Do Less, Live More Sun, 04 Aug 2024 22:22:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i0.wp.com/retroactivelifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/cropped-Retro-Active-Lifestyle-Icon.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 It's Just A Joke, Bro | RetroActiveLifestyle https://retroactivelifestyle.com/category/its-just-a-joke-bro/ 32 32 181518531 There Is No Spoon https://retroactivelifestyle.com/there-is-no-spoon/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=there-is-no-spoon https://retroactivelifestyle.com/there-is-no-spoon/#respond Fri, 26 Jul 2024 04:43:48 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1590 I’m out for my nightly walk, and the last thing I need is a creepy little bald training monk jumping out of the bushes at me. I know he’s around here somewhere.

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]]> https://retroactivelifestyle.com/there-is-no-spoon/feed/ 0 1590 Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour https://retroactivelifestyle.com/mutant-blue-frog/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mutant-blue-frog Fri, 19 Jul 2024 20:02:33 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1575 No one is talking about this mutant blue frog’s pompadour, so I will. His name is The Big Hopper. It was either that or Buddy Polly-wog. It’s true that it has blue skin, but I want to know if anyone is working on a matching pair of suede shoes for him. He could wear them […]

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]]> No one is talking about this mutant blue frog’s pompadour, so I will. His name is The Big Hopper. It was either that or Buddy Polly-wog. It’s true that it has blue skin, but I want to know if anyone is working on a matching pair of suede shoes for him.

He could wear them to the hop.

And sing Blue Moon with his band, The Crickets.

And then eat his band.

Something about a lily pad.

Ok, I’m done. 😁

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]]> 1575 Merry Christmas!πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ€ΆπŸŽ https://retroactivelifestyle.com/merry-christmas%f0%9f%8e%84%f0%9f%8e%85%f0%9f%a4%b6%f0%9f%8e%81/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=merry-christmas%25f0%259f%258e%2584%25f0%259f%258e%2585%25f0%259f%25a4%25b6%25f0%259f%258e%2581 Mon, 25 Dec 2023 18:47:25 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1473 Kevin!

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]]> 1473 Shit Jobs https://retroactivelifestyle.com/shit-jobs/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=shit-jobs Wed, 06 Sep 2023 19:27:06 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1367 I've done some bad jobs, but I've managed to avoid wet work so far.

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