frog | RetroActiveLifestyle https://retroactivelifestyle.com/tag/frog/ Do Less, Live More Fri, 19 Jul 2024 20:56:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i0.wp.com/retroactivelifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/cropped-Retro-Active-Lifestyle-Icon.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 frog | RetroActiveLifestyle https://retroactivelifestyle.com/tag/frog/ 32 32 181518531 Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour https://retroactivelifestyle.com/mutant-blue-frog/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mutant-blue-frog Fri, 19 Jul 2024 20:02:33 +0000 https://retroactivelifestyle.com/?p=1575 No one is talking about this mutant blue frog’s pompadour, so I will. His name is The Big Hopper. It was either that or Buddy Polly-wog. It’s true that it has blue skin, but I want to know if anyone is working on a matching pair of suede shoes for him. He could wear them […]

The post Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour appeared first on RetroActiveLifestyle.

]]> No one is talking about this mutant blue frog’s pompadour, so I will. His name is The Big Hopper. It was either that or Buddy Polly-wog. It’s true that it has blue skin, but I want to know if anyone is working on a matching pair of suede shoes for him.

He could wear them to the hop.

And sing Blue Moon with his band, The Crickets.

And then eat his band.

Something about a lily pad.

Ok, I’m done. 😁

The post Mutant Blue Frog Has A Pompadour appeared first on RetroActiveLifestyle.

]]> 1575