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One of the inmates on the upper level overflowed the toilet (probably in an effort to create a distraction to escape), causing the downstairs to flood. This caused the warden to slip, possibly breaking her foot. All hell has broken loose here this weekend. With no end in sight, we can only hope tensions don’t reach a breaking point and we start eating each other.

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My prison chair is infinitely more comfortable than I ever could have imagined or have ever experienced in my life. I spent five straight hours in it with no discomfort, inspired to leave only by nature beckoning me into the house (with the warden’s permission, of course.) Her lust for torturing me is proving insatiable. I thought I saw a small glimmer of compassion in her last night when she left me a thin sheet to keep away the cold, but it was for naught. In the night, I opened the sliding glass door a crack to allow the warm air from inside the house to wash over me, but she woke up and closed and locked the door. As punishment this morning, she applied a highly sticky tape to my hairy legs and warned that when I fall asleep, she will sneak up and rip the tape from my legs and the hair with it. She is truly sadistic. I will attempt to send out the drone later today and explore my surroundings outside my prison chair and see if there is any hope of escape from this wretched place.

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So yesterday, while trying to run up the warp wall at Dojoboom, I tore my gastrocnemius. When I got home, I took 1300mg of acetaminophen and then spent 2.5 hours puking every last drop of pizza and bile out of my stomach. (Apparently, I have a sensitivity to acetaminophen.) So today I had Bonnie and Cayden move this recliner outside so that I wouldn’t have to spend the whole day in the house again today. So glad I said yes a couple of weeks ago when a customer offered me this chair!

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Further progress on the obstacle course will be delayed indefinitely.

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A week ago, I couldn’t even make it from the first bar to the second…a week later, I was able to make it all the way to the end. It’s amazing how much progress you can make in so little time. At this rate, I should be able to do the entire obstacle course in about a month.

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